幽默笑话大全（Funny jokes）.doc

幽默笑话大全（Funny jokes） 1. one day, Aries and a lion walk into the dining room. What does the boss say you want? The sheep says, one set meal.. Thank you The boss asked again, is your lion not hungry? No, said the sheep. THANKS, the boss gave up and asked, really? The sheep said yes, the boss was somewhat unwilling to ask: you think about it again, is it really not?. The sheep roared impatiently. You think its hungry, can I still be here? 2. a woman disguised as a man to join the battlefield to menstruation, commander saw stretcher carried her away, she said nothing, the anxious, take off her pants and said: whats the JB blow up all said nothing?! 3. evening, mom put her 10 year old son alone in his room to sleep, the little guy is to accompany her mother to sleep, but the mother said shame on you, so people and mother with sleep! Daddy is not older, and you sleep with him every day.! The son said confidently. 4. I saw her face with charming demeanor, lovely, heart swing, whispered: you...... Do you really like me? She buried her head. Guess what?! Like ~, her face is redder, her head is lower, you guess again.! 5. in the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting beside her: dont you know Im pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said: the child is not mine.!! 6. a man to jump, his wife cried: dear dont urge, we still have a long way! Men hear, zoom to jump. You shouldnt have threatened him like that, said the policeman!! 7., the child is considering the question of heredity and environment. This is a simple question, mother chimed in. Everyone knows that if a child is like a father, its genetic; like a neighbor, thats the environment.. 8. couples go to register for marriage. Did you have premarital tests? Checked, his house.. The car is full. I mean go to the hospital.. The young woman blushed and whispered, yes, its a boy.. 9., MM, the first time to take swimming lessons, an hour later, she said to the coach: I think, today is here to practice it? Why?