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经典搞笑段子（Classic jokes） The life of the signature 8 1. If I marry you, whats the difference between being a nun and a nun?! 2. As long as its not nasty, Im the mainstream! 3. The weather was as cold as a joke and lived like a bull!!! 4. Like McDull, I have no #_# waist. 5. I just want to say three words, including the above sentence, my words are over! 6. I can resist everything but temptation. 7. Study hard for the sake of china! A pack of Chinese needs a lot of money! 8. What is the biggest difference between Shakya Muni and Jesus, please? They hair a roll a small volume. Reference: /baoxiaoqianming/83.html douniwan joke net A few jokes upset 1. A high school history exam: this year is the anniversary of the victory of the long march __? A.60 B.70 C.75 D.80 I dont know what anniversary it is. Its the number 70, so I chose B, and I dont know, right?... 2. A senior editor: you go back and write an article not only broke the secular ethics, but also contains arena sects for years of pains and sorrows, and plot but also exciting hanging, a shower of blood A fishy wind call this miniature novels. The results of your second days of completion, the only ten words: peanuts! How dare and I grab teacher!!! 3. Tortoise and hare race... The rabbit ran quickly to the front... The tortoise saw a snail crawl slowly and slowly... Then he said to him, come up, and I will carry you.... Then。。。 The snail is coming up... After a while... The tortoise sees an ant again... And he said to him, come up, too... So the ants came up. When ants come up.. See the snail above... And he said, hello. Do you know what the snail said? The snail said, hold fast. This turtle is so fast... Reference: /baolengxiaohua/84.html douniwan joke net Funny few classic jokes 1. The university once went out drinking with several brothers at night, and drank almost. We asked the next man who was drinking alone. What time did he look? The table on the platform (not top stuff), impatient: 12 oclock!! 2. A class, if