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经典笑话（Classic jokes） 1. to the church for the priest xiaochun: I have sinned, and I am carrying my husband with another man. Please make atonement for me.! The priest asked her, how many times have you had a relationship? She replied, six times.. . The priest was very solemn and said, then you read Ave Maria two times, Then the virgin Maria will forgive you! On the second day, the mermaid confessed to the priest: I am carrying my husband with another man. Please make atonement for me.!!!! How many times has the relationship happened?... She said, five times ~!! The priest said solemnly, then you read the Virgin Mary, and began to meditate. When the mermaid looked at the priest and said nothing, he asked the priest, ... Read Ave Maria but absolution?. The priest answered solemnly, no! You must come back here again to read Ave Maria two times so that the virgin Maria will forgive you! 2. math female teachers ask questions about absent minded Peter. Female teacher: there are three birds on the wire, you are hit with one of them all, that there are still a few wires? Peter: theres none left Female teacher: why ~? Peter: because the other two were frightened by the gunshot and flew away.. Female teacher: mathematically, there should be two left.. But I like your idea very much. Peter: teacher, I have a question to ask you. There are three women in the park all to buy a popsicle, one licked eat a bite to eat, and a mouth to eat, which one do you think is already married. Female teachers thought, flushed whispered: I think it is the mouth to eat the. Peter said proudly, no, the one with the wedding ring.. But I like your idea very much. 3. there are a couple, it is a tree, her husband had to let his wife go when hooker. One day, a driving guest stopped in front of his wife and asked, how much was the last bed? the wife said, just a moment, please.. So he ran to his husband and said, 3 thousand.. The wife ran back and told the customer the price. The guest said, I dont