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很好很强大 09年最短小精悍的40个冷笑话(最新版)（Nice 09 years most dapper 40 joke (latest version)）.doc

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很好很强大 09年最短小精悍的40个冷笑话(最新版)（Nice 09 years most dapper 40 joke (latest version)）

很好很强大 09年最短小精悍的40个冷笑话(最新版)（Nice 09 years most dapper 40 joke (latest version)） 1, funny topic composition: go back to alma mater My high school classmate wrote go back to alma mater as the composition of the proposition. The fragment: I drove luxury sports car, by Xiaomi, returned to his alma mater. Come back to your alma mater! Heres the donation! The teacher and the students a warm welcome, the face was smiling too much, he shouted: welcome back to his alma mater Wu million students! When the teacher looked at it, he wrote, fantastic, unrealistic, take it back and rewrite it.! Rewrite the content: my bike riding the pigeon, squeak ah with his wife and children to return to his alma mater. Here comes the beat Here comes the sponsorship! The headmaster smiled and said, now the school is tight.. Finally, only the language teacher of the past gave me 50 yuan in sympathy, and repeatedly urged: to regain confidence in life, good re employment.! When the teacher looked at it, he wrote: profound, simple writing, rare works.! 2 beggars and rich women There is a rich woman walking along the street with her dog. When she saw a beggar through the overpass, she went out of her way to taunt him. She went over to say: you of my dog dad, Ill give you 100 yuan. The beggar said, what if I call 10? Rich woman impatiently said: fool, that is not 1000 yuan!. Then the beggar barks at the rich woman: Pa, PA, PA, PA, PA, PA, PA, PA, pa.. Everyone around us came to see it, and the rich man offered him 900 yuan from his handbag. So the beggar said to the rich woman, thank you, mother.! 3, playing truant coup Xiaoqiang doesnt like going to school, so he often plays truant and looks at beautiful women. This morning, He left the bag on his back and headed for the school. He has a lot of days did not go to school today, so decided to go to school to see, but my heart is still a little shilly-shally, at this time, he passed a Baozipu, saw a cage of delicious dumplings, Jack Bauer has the idea,