2011俏皮话集锦小幽默大智慧（2011 witty remarks, little humor, great wisdom）.docVIP

2011俏皮话集锦小幽默大智慧（2011 witty remarks, little humor, great wisdom） Dancing is too tired, singing is very expensive, it is better to come to a school meeting, miss the campus flavor, avoid single heartbreak, mutual information feedback, bring together a couple is a couple! - no matter how big, monochromatic jacket; no matter how big belly, color pants; both men and women, all open pants before. The boss shook hands, bow and scrape dont let go; hold the discipline hands covered in shaking; holding financial hand, pull up and go to the restaurant. The domestic big wage, outside raise small need foreign capital, all day work life, all day running, symplectic, both sides accompany smiling face, physical strength gradually not support The gray days, the vast field, so I hope. Water curved, long road, no money day too long. The building is high, the person is busy, anxious to rob the bank. - wear a suit and tie, the body carrying a snakeskin bag, foot wear shoes wrapped around the waist lux, Goldlion. The steamed bread is valuable, the steamed stuffed bun price is higher, if has the burning spareribs, both can throw The boss said and beauty, and subordinates that shameful, and wife and lover lie, lie, and acquaintances joke and say nonsense. ? people in the classroom, the heart is not, reading is better than falling in love, reading, in order to test the University, love for the next generation! The girl was beautiful, two big eyes, a touch of a heart, afraid to jump! - are you hungry? I was bread! Are you cold? - I am Mongolia bag! Are you angry? I was! - four dishes and one soup, according to a formula, et al. Table delicacies from land and sea turtle soup, two poultry meat seafood soup et al, three, turnip cabbage tofu soup. It is a kind of single spring, full of hope; is the summer sun, warm is brilliant; autumn leaves, winter snow is free; romantic, boundless. The weather becomes really fast, the temperature becomes really bad, go out coat to take, sleep, quilt want to c