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精悍小笑话（Lean little joke） Nice 09 years of the most classic 40 short jokes (New Edition) 1, the proposition: comedy back to his alma mater I am a senior high school students to write to return to his alma mater for the proposition composition. The fragment: I drove luxury sports car, by Xiaomi, returned to his alma mater. Come back to his alma mater to beat? To donate! The teacher and the students a warm welcome, the face was smiling too much, he shouted: welcome back to his alma mater Wu million students! The teacher wrote: after comments back unrealistic, whimsical, rewriting! Rewrite the content: my bike riding the pigeon, squeak ah with his wife and children to return to his alma mater. Beat come? The sponsorship came! The headmaster a foxy smile and said: now the school budget is nervous. Finally, only the former Chinese teacher sympathetically gave me 50 yuan, and repeatedly told: to regain confidence in life, to re employment! The teacher reviews wrote: profound and simple style, a rare masterpiece! 2, beggars and Fupo There is a lady with her dog in the street. After the bridge saw a beggar, she bent to taunt him. She went over to say: you of my dog dad, Ill give you 100 yuan. The beggar said: if I called 10 sound? She said impatiently: fool, that is not 1000 yuan. So, to the rich beggar dog: Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad. All the people around to watch, the woman took out from the bag and gave him 900 yuan. So, the beggar woman to say: thank you, mom! 3, play truant coup Jack Bauer does not love to go to school, so often play truant on see beauty. This morning, he was carrying a bag out the door, go to school. He has a lot of days did not go to school today, so decided to go to school to see, but my heart is still a little shilly-shally, at this time, he passed a Baozipu, saw a cage of delicious dumplings, Jack Bauer has the idea, today if you can eat ten steamed buns, must go to school. and think of here, he loudly shouted: boss of the boss! G