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经典、搞笑大学必读,大学轶事,（Classic and funny University required reading, University anecdotes,） But now, the distance of resignation has a months time, this time is not long nor short, for the beauty of women to breast with a months time from A to D for expansion; physiological problems, it may be a month of her mother my sister did not come; and for always carry forward the China Wushu country foot, can a month is enough to play in a course, the immeasurably vast difference, to kick up the place, I think the country foot anger as soccer gambling bet they lose each other but too disappointing and won the ball rather baffling. In fact, as angry, immeasurably vast difference is a very good sign, but also to know is a very desirable place; and a month for me, is a very sad day, like in front of my house there is a river like very sad. Breaking a finger in the calculation done today tomorrow do after doing, then bend his fingers in the calculation of why no why not today tomorrow yesterday what had been done, so this months mood and cannot use the sun to describe all the time like a rogue, a rogue culture for example, when the Internet to see a female netizen online approached Hello, she said: why. I say: good, wild with joy in your home or at home, or go to the room? Another example is the culture met a Nvwang, I said hi, she said: what can I do for you. I thought for a moment and then solemnly replied: dry is dry, but not too expensive. Have met some interesting, I said hello to her: well? I said: Well, well. Then she is very funny, replied: Well, well, well. I immediately tells her: you call true to life. Of course, as a result, ninety-nine percent of the female compatriots will give me two words to die, then the suddenness of a thunderbolt to drag me into the blacklist. Thus, a rogue culture, how terrible. However, occasionally awkward, still remember the first year, the time is still relatively pure when I see that female students in our country Jun 06 thought of Liaozhai gr