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90后搞笑相声小品剧本(90 funny comic sketches)

90后搞笑相声小品剧本(90 funny comic sketches) 90 funny comic sketches A: Hello, audience friends! Today we give you some comic brothers. B: [loudly,] how about audience friends? How are you? Friends in the back, how are you? A: Hello, Hello, Hello, we talked about crosstalk today, not to sing. You dont have to breathe like that. B: you didnt out, now the big star that is not played this battle. A: you say a comic dialogue, a scene, so exaggerated? No, I dont know. I thought you were mad cow disease! B: so I dont want to talk comic talk with you! Youre just an old man with dementia. We talk about comic dialogue For more than 100 years, an appearance like a mold out, all dry stand up to Audience friends bow and say hello, nothing new, do you think its interesting? A: you played in this step to switch on, is the new? But its a comic talk, and its true Hes a great singer! B: who says Im not a big star? A: you are really a great singer! I really didnt see it. B: Im a great singer fan! A: just a fan! Talk big pant, are you a fan so arrogant? B: dont look down upon me. Im different from other fans. Im a super fan. A: why not? In super, dont you also like to listen to music? B: other fans, just a fan of pop stars, and Im a fan of all the stars. Im happy as long as its a song Huan. A: come! Its not easy for us to shake hands! Two of us today is finally Similarly afflicted people pity each other., come together The! B: why do you like listening to songs, too? A: who says I like listening to music? I like to watch movies! B: cut! Whats wrong with a movie you like?. A: Im not a regular movie guy. Im a fan, a hardcore fan, and you This super fan has a spell. B: you make trouble. No, you like to watch movies. How can you compare with one of my favorite songs? A: why not? Were more like Ive seen movies, or did you listen more songs?. B: who is to be afraid of?! Whoever loses, asks for dinner tonight. A: all right! Audience friends, today you give my brother a when a referee, while watching

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