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高校bbs上的睿智冷笑话（Wise and cold jokes on College BBS） 1. true romantic marriage should be like this: a man graceful bearing invited 10 colleagues to dinner, which is his favorite mm. Halfway through the meal, he suddenly got up and walked to MMs side, then moved MMs chair 90 degrees across his face, and now MMs mouth was full of all kinds of food...... At this moment, he suddenly took 4 coins from his pocket and said, this is a deposit of 40 thousand yuan. Would you like to marry me? Mm was immediately shocked, excited tears brim over with tears she sobbed, out of the detector, then said: these are really -- I am willing to! (together) 2., just arrived at the railway station to buy tickets, but the result was empty handed, and the road saw a slogan: Chengdu is a place to come, do not want to go.. Now I finally understand the meaning of this sentence! Chengdu, please send me to the train tonight! (blue sky) 3. Awards: in the principals leadership, the support of the deans office, the support of the logistics department, the guidance of the teachers teaching, our school three students received by the Tianjin University held * * * cup essay contest first prize. Due to limited space, the names of the winners will be announced later! I love Nankai 4., four students playing mahjong in the dormitory, suddenly, pol.ice broke into the door and took all five people away...... (north side) 5., Baron told me in private, the knife that is blunt is the most destructive because it is a hammer.! (Tianya university campus) 6., the conductor tried to push the last passenger onto the bus, and the passengers kindly turned back and said, eldest sister, please dont squeeze. We cant come. Well wait for the next bus....... (Mizuki community) 7. school recruitment meeting, Michelin (is a tire) pen questions: why a bird standing on a high-voltage line will not shock? I am a dormitory students answer: because its wearing Michelin rubber shoes! As a result, he was the only undergraduate in the whol