2011年初网上最火的36个段子,刚刚出炉的哦（In early 2011, the hottest 36 online scripts have just come out）.doc

2011年初网上最火的36个段子,刚刚出炉的哦（In early 2011, the hottest 36 online scripts have just come out） 1, [2011, send a few words] (1), and a villain not to go, because he would not go; (2), and social life, because you will not go; (3), do not contradict themselves, because everything will the past; (4), and relatives had not to go, because they will not let you in the past; (5), dont harassthings before, because it is over; (6), dont and reality, because you want to live. 2, unmarried Sorrow -- 2010 widow year, 2011 bachelor years, 2012 the end of the world! 3, the new year is coming, when the money I did a penny saved; now really save money, not worth. 4, in the supermarket, saw a tied up with the crab from freezer 18.9 yuan 28.9 yuan to climb in the cupboard, I burst into tears, you too have motivated the TM! 5 Mopper, according to the administration standard of translation of foreign band name: West singing group Westlife; cold show band - Coldplay; Super Junior - Super Junior - The Beatles; the Beatles; snow city managers band - Snow Patrol - Radiohead band; SARFT 6, meet two french. One possibility is to teach Chinese teacher, another should be his students. The teacher is pleased to Chinese pointing to the calendar for student say: look, this two word read Lei Feng. This is the anniversary of Lei Feng. He is very famous in China, because he had helped many people admire students) said: ah, you really see! They are happy to go out. I went over to look, see the calendar is written: . 7, because the college entrance examination, two destroyed the most beautiful in your life. Sixteen seven years old should be in love, to build their own band, go to the heart of the local tourism, do all the future never dared do age. A British undergraduates this to a high school student said China. 8, the Beijing address of the domain name bjhjyd is composed of Beijing to ease congestion 6 Pinyin initials. M appeared on various versions of read [prophecy version] Beijing will congestion; [de