在欧洲上厕所的悲喜剧（A comedy on toilet in Europe）.doc

在欧洲上厕所的悲喜剧（A comedy on toilet in Europe） A comedy on toilet in Europe Europe is largely a fairly comfortable life place, but as tourists often encounter a variety of problems - especially above the toilet is the most difficult, because the European Street public toilet is not much, even if the charges are very expensive - whether big or small are basically a European ocean. If a single from the toilet this view of Austria is a very humane country, anxious when can some a fast-food chain or a roadside cafe at any time, basically does not meet health ball eyes open eyes - but in Italy the famous tourist city of Florence I still see coffee shop owner. Because it can not find the public toilet, went into a cafe in the old city. The boss asked me to jump or to stay - I told him to go to the lavatory to see the boss reluctant to look, I quickly told him to go to the toilet after consumption. But let me somewhat surprised that the boss asked me to wait for standing to drink or drink (coffee) - I know standing to drink a lot cheaper than sit and drink, the boss asked me if I was out from the toilet after only a cup of coffee with the cheapest I. Not going to stand to drink a cup of espresso with the cheapest they can be asked me to do some gas, it is not obvious why greed. I learned Italian like exaggeration shrugged, saying: MAYBE. let me know is that the boss was jianzuihousai the mouth of a repeated exaggerated sentence: MAYBE! Just like that and Grandet or nekhludoff Astoria a face. I ordered the most expensive on the menu of a coffee out of the toilet, the boss is acting as Sichuan instantly changed face, before leaving And I also warmly saiYou there I rudely replied Mandarin - goodbye, he must understand this reckoned the most simple Chinese words. In order to go to the bathroom, I once taught the waiter and the lobby manager of a four star hotel near Brussels to teach me a little That day, in order to avoid the crowded visitors I early in the morning came to the famo