幽默的规律（The law of humor）.docVIP

幽默的规律（The law of humor） 1. the first law Never get rid of the first one before you get the second one. 2. law of Falkland Islands When it is unnecessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision. 3. Douglass practical law of flight When the weight of the design is equal to the weight of the plane, the plane can take off. 4. Chris law of Thor Failure is a pain in the neck, but when it comes to success, the real scourge begins. 5. Cochrans law There is no need for a newspaper to exist, and when it comes to dealing with it, no one can throw it away. 6. historians law Any event that happens will make old - age historians say it is inevitable. 7. Chekhovs law of optimism The matches burned in your pocket. You should be happy, thanks to your pockets, not the powder banks. 8. Shakespeares law of grief Moderate grief can express the depth of emotion, excessive grief can prove the lack of wisdom. 9. Jiang Feng success law If you are richer than a rich person, richer than a beautiful person, and you can sing more than a learned man, you will succeed. 10. Hu Shi Library Law No one wants to wait until there is a library to read, even if there is a library. 11. Chen Village artist law Artists can be divided into two categories: one is the soul that rushes to the human body, the other gives faith and comfort; the other is the rush of the human body, which gives one a stroke of touch and energy. 12. Hugos law of love Love is insatiable, with happiness, but also to the paradise; have a paradise, but also want to heaven. 13. Balzac infatuation law Is spoony deaf and mute. 14. Golgis law of women A woman loves her first man all her life, but not with her body, but with her memory. 15. Shakespeares law of misfortune The most unfortunate are those who hold great hopes and fail to fulfill their wishes. Those who are poor but have sufficient freedom to fulfill their honest will are blessed. 16. Keleiluofu risk law Considerate too fool is more dangerous than any enemy. 17