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世界杯妙语（World Cup wit） The world cup was Blah: who is the most handsome Kuping World Cup World Cup Kuping Http:///gb/jschina/sports/huaxu/userobject1ai170020.html Http:///search_result.php? Q=%E4%B8%96%E7%95%8C%E6%9D%AFp=1? Http:///worldcup.aspx Http:///gb/content/2002-06/22/content_180681.htm World Cup wit -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Http:// 1. see on television, Blatter was again elected to turn over the fish, saw him elected was busy to exclude dissidents, so I thought for a moment after you select a TV automatic speaking is the pig when FIFA president and how? We dont care about football politics, its football!!! 2. see Saudi 0:8 after the defeat, my heart burst suddenly. I have always thought that our country full of Saudi Arabia and the like, is a kind of the whole true seven characters, not to touch the German - seriously injured, and the snake venom old Master Hongqi, 32 suddenly lose all martial arts, were good. It seems to Huashan mountain harvest, Milutinovic can only count on the wrong train 9 become old urchin have done. 3. girl: will you not accompany me to watch the world cup? Boy: (affectionately) between the world cup and you, I will always choose you! 4. girls: whats good about the world cup? Suffocated. Boy: what do you like to see? Girl: of course its a meteor. Its beautiful and romantic. Boy: lets go and watch it. Girl: Oh? Boy: dont you know the ball used in this world cup is called meteor? 5. God: World Cup so fire, we also participate in it? Satan: then lets bet who can win the championship. God: then Ill choose Brazil. Satan: then I choose china. God: did you make a mistake? I picked the best technical team. Satan: you dont make any mistake, the umpire is my choice. I picked the referee of one China A League. He was surnamed gong. Hey hey...... 6. man: honey, look at my ninety-nine roses and the 4 Carat Diamond ring. You marry me! Woman: I dont want you! You dont know me at all! Man: what e