超拽搞笑的个性签名 我做好事从来不留名,只留名片（Super drag funny character signature I do good things never go down, leaving only the name card）.docVIP

超拽搞笑的个性签名 我做好事从来不留名,只留名片（Super drag funny character signature I do good things never go down, leaving only the name card） 1. martial arts in the high, but also afraid of knives, dressed in hanging, a brick down 2., prices are in line with Europe, housing prices and the moon in line with wages in africa. 3. you see how sweet you smile, just like four beautiful women, Pan Jinlian. 4. mother praised me virtuous, idle nothing. 5. morning just together, there is a nap nap impulse 6. childhood, I always want to grow up, Tsinghua university entrance exam or Beijing University? When I grew up, I found I wanted too much. 7. math teacher took us in the sea in the tour, and finally he landed, we are drowned. 8. my heart is not a bus. You can sit down without a seat. 9. dont say sorry to me, because we have nothing to do with it. 10. the so-called sleeping goods, with eight words: Chunkun, lack of summer, autumn nap, hibernate. 11., lifes biggest sorrow is youth, pox is still there. 12., I am an angel, and I have to stay in the world because of my weight. 13. I do good things never go down, leaving only the name card. 14. I buy two lollipops, one you look at me to eat, and the other I eat for you to see. 15., I, I am unhappy, like to eat, eat something fat, and one fat, I am very unhappy.. 16. I would like to ask the Maya reliable? I dont have a final review if I can 17., in front of the person we like, we are always a fool 18. dozens of beautiful women say I am handsome, I did not admit, they hit me with bricks, said I was hypocritical. 19., others laugh at me too crazy, I laugh at others do not see. W funny sentences Twenty You can surprise blockbuster one person dead, Stinky tofu smelly smelly dead in a street with million 21. after the break, you when I sacrifice my death when you have finished. 22. dont push me, or Ill be great and out of control 23., do not want to move, do not want to speak, so motionless, even if China Mobile, I do not move... 24. I always thought I was