郭德纲 定场诗（Guo Degang read when making ones first appearance）.docVIP

郭德纲 定场诗（Guo Degang read when making ones first appearance） The Moonlight before the bed, it seems hoary frost on the floor, looked up at the moon, my name is Guo Degang. Armored general night entry, towards the cold dawn to leak. Mountain temple day monk did not rise, it seems that fame and wealth than leisure. The law towards depression, strong night singing; those riding mules, with fair hungry; blind children come to repair bridges and roads, to the West; I asked the Buddha, the Buddha said: I have no idea! Hard hard hard, moral metaphysics, no bosom friend can not talk about, talk to a friend, do not waste the tongue salon. Color, a curse, gentleman vickedness villain Changle, husband also difficult to turn off the beauty. Poverty stifles ambition. hoof fat, son of stealing father is not a thief, blind uncle married a blind grandmother, the two old people over most of people, who also didnt see who! A romantic, strange bedfellows. Only for her husband, wife and children have not played before and behind, full of evil, retribution from scratch, Lewdness is the worst of all., so the media color adultery a hook. Storytelling singing advised people square, three road central; good and evil will always be rewarded, human right is the vicissitudes of life. Wine is poison, color is scraping the bone knife, money is the trouble root, gas is smokeless gun; no wine no feast, colorless human extinction, no money and no gas cant do anything, be bullied. The sun a fire red, a budding beauty Rouge wipe, wipe the more red, the more red the more wiping. On the chilly sky, rolling the ball with stuffing, stuffing is not dumplings, steamed bread. The frosty night, Jiangfeng of autumn night, outside Suzhou Hanshan Temple, you have to spend money to the door. The first day of the thirty year, after the first two days on the third; First half of fifteen months, June thirty whole half a year. Hoe and ridangwu, sweat Wo soil, who knows dishes, a piece of roasted sweet potatoes. Goose,