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韩复榘笑话（Han Fuju jokes） Han Fuju, the president of the Shandong Province, occupied Shandong in about twenty years of the Republic of China. In less than ten years, countless people died in his hands, No matter what crime he did, he was not happy when he asked the case. The Justice Department said: the answer is what ah Han Fuju is the president of the province. How can you still ask the case? Well, you dont see him without culture, The political, financial, cultural, judicial grabbed! Every day to ask the case, when asked if the catch him happy, how much charge Can also be released on the spot; if catch up with him is not happy, thats a bad idea, how he thinks you how difficult, even if you are in a small alley In urinated, he can give to eight words: pee, should be shot! Hey, this shoot! He also asked the special case, three, five, ten, eight he did not ask, have to scrape up enough eighty he asked what it is called. A boom! You do not see a boom, there are differences: there is no release, there are shooting. As for which to put, which to shoot, and he did not speak, made a dark Remember, what a beard?. If he stroked the beard on his left side, he told the prisoners to stand on the left and ask the case All of them were released; if he had stroked the beard on his right side and asked the prisoners to stand on the right, the men would have died when they had finished the case You see, whats the idea? So you cant tell which one is out of luck. Not only is the culprit, is to give him work when there is no exception. Once, his staff Changsha waves sent a small soldier to send a letter to Han Fuju, is catching up with Han Fuju asked the case. The little soldier shouted, report! Your letter, President han. (Shandong accent) yes, stand over there and wait. (stroking his right beard) When the case is over, find the messenger, no more. Han Fuju wondered, Hey, I was just delivering letters. What about the man? Back to South Korea, the president has been killed.. Shoot, why