搞笑演讲稿（Funny speech）.doc

搞笑演讲稿（Funny speech） Funny speeches (1) The plane after a violent shaking, the stewardess suddenly solemn expression for each passenger made a piece of paper and a pen, then the captain that vigorous and depressing voice on the radio: unfortunately tell you a message, due to aircraft failure, will crash in 4 minutes. Please write words, give it to the flight attendant. Otherwise, you will lose your last contact with your loved ones! People put their faces on the window and looked out. Yes, the clouds were flying up and told them that the plane was falling. Oh, my God! There was a commotion in the cabin, and a few women began to cry. Please hurry up.! The captain urged again. People reluctantly began to hold a pen, write to their loved ones. The plane crashed in a jungle, the passengers killed. Search and rescue personnel found a special device containing a passengers suicide note, found that most of the suicide notes are about the missing relatives and heritage distribution, but there are a few very special, thought-provoking. A third person wrote to her lover: I think its a reward. Ive broken your family, hurt your wife, and I havent got you.. Whether I am flying to heaven or to hell, my soul will not rest, for you, for her, for all of us, always repent! An official to his wife, wife: sorry, I have two things to hide from you, is my private money, there are more than 5 yuan, it is placed below the passbook toilet toilet paper box, the password is your birthday. Two, I always want to divorce you, but I dont have the courage, Im really tired of your nagging. But it wont be necessary. God has gone through the divorce formalities for us. The kids leaving it to you. A cancer patient wrote to his parents: I wanted to write to you before I jumped into the sea, but it was too late, and the accident made me unable to make this last wish possible.. If you can still find my body, be sure to scatter the ashes into the sea. Son, words! A poet wrote to an editor: at this moment,