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有趣对联（Funny couplet） 1 radiology Couplet: let her big chest small chest, the heart and lung slice, The second line of a couplet: beautiful ugly you, as there is a skeleton. Hengpi: do not wear a dress like 2 obstetrics and Gynecology A: once conceived in October, are looking forward to the safety of the mother Second line: one into two people, and the heroine Hengpi: really safe 3 Nephrology A: after the anterior urethra, urethra, is sick The left kidney, right kidney, urine easily lost Hengpi: the key is urine 4 Department of orthopedics A: non carpenter, non masons, also saw out waving hammer The second line of a couplet: is a doctor? A robber? Bind your hands often Hengpi: Daofu love 5 anesthesia A: a shot can be numbness The second line of a couplet: blow immediately unconscious Hengpi: no pain on the line 6 urology The water tube can Babel: two The second line of a couplet: a knife to his life. Hengpi: Yu Gong 7 hepatobiliary surgery A: you come to this sangdan outstanding figures. The second line of a couplet: everyone to persuade the bad heart, Mo Hengpi: bad no forensic 8 Department of thoracic surgery A: dig heart and lungs, not Xinhen hands black The second line of a couplet: pumping blood, I also refreshed Hengpi: chest tube in the chest. Outsiders 9 facial features He has eyes like torches, the conception of the good life Second line: two ears downwind, often heard is not. Hengpi: must be clear 10 Department of cerebral surgery A: open head, pumping blood, only headache had good governance The second line of a couplet: along the groove back, and nerve, only the mind hard to guess Hengpi: look at the open 11 ICU Division A: intensive rescue, reveals the true colour of a hero Allied: special nursing care, just too expensive Hengpi: not your. 12 gastroenterology A: can Manicure Austria cyanide, acid The second line of a couplet: Gastric bulb ulcer, good hair Hengpi: just right 13 Department of general surgery He often asked diet, are a group of people of rec