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西语名言（Spanish words） Occasionally see an interesting post, turn around to share 1, El que r e Ultimo no r, e mejor, simplemente es por que no entendi El Ch Iste. He who laughs last laughs not best. He is only the last to laugh at jokes. Estudiar, ES, desconfiar, De, La, Inteligencia, De, Tu, compantilde, ero, De, Al, Lado, . Learning is a distrust of the wisdom of the person next to you. Hay, tres, tipos, De, personas:, Los, que, saben,, contar, y, Los, No., que There are three kinds of people in the world who can count and can not count. 4, Me emborrach para olvidarte.. Y Ahora te VEO doble. I drink to forget you, but now I see two of you. 5, El, amor, eterno, dura, aproximadamente, tres, meses. Eternal love lasts about three months Todas, Las, Mujeres, tienen, algo, hermoso..,, aunque, sea, una, Prima, lejana. All women have some attractive, even if it is a distant cousin you are no exception. Vive, De, Tus, Padres, hasta, que,, puedas, Vivir, De, Tus, hijos. Keep it up to your parents until you can be raised by your children. Lo, importante, ES, La, Plata, La, Salud,, VA, y, viene. What counts is money. When health comes, it comes again. 9, En La Vida hay DOS palabras que te abrir n muchas Puertas ? iexcl..; ? ? ? TIRE, y, EMPUJE!!! There are two words in life that can open many doors for you: pull and push! 10, Nadie, ES, perfecto., Atentamente:, Nadie. No one is perfect! Please note: I just dont have anyone. 11, Los DOS estamos muy enamorados: yo de l y de otra. L The two of us are deeply in love, I love her, she loves another. 12, Me, revienta, que, hablen, cuando, interrumpo. What I hate most is that when I interrupt someone, they still talk. 13, Dios Cura y el m DICO Pasa La factura. God cures, while doctors write invoices. 14, Ahorra, agua., No, Te, duches, solo. Save water, so dont take a shower yourself. 15, He o, do hablar Tan bien de Ti, que CRE, a que estabas muerto. I have heard too much of your words, so I always think youre dead. 16, La Psiquiatr, a/