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那些贴吧的神回复（Those stick God replies） A woman made a micro-blog: as long as you dare to do my little train never derailed, I promise to be your little mermaid never cheating. This is not the climax, God replies: no but there is no train derailed rear end, cheating is not a mermaid without a mouth Q: youre not crazy, no trouble do not rebel not Starchaser dont love not love not to date not go out to play dont drink or not is not wild shopping party K song because you are going to learn to work and your youth dog ate? God replied: you crazy Starchaser love rebellious notifier dating out drink shopping party K song learning does not work because you do not now would you be willing to eat dog youth! Why sanitary napkins ads are inverted blue water, is the woman The Smurfs? The most right God replies: red water is easy to cause diplomatic disputes with Japan ~!! The boy asks: what kind of man does the woman like? Girl: a man who likes humor. Boy: haha, then I would not have the harem? Girl: long humor is no humor! Schoolboy:......... Question: Kangshifu mobile phone? God replied: Master Kong has done mobile phones for many years, do not believe that you master the three words in turn read, see what is. A woman crying on the blog said she knew her husbands name was his first love. And said she always knew her husband loved her first love. And I know my husband has been very good, I thought he was the happiest people, and now I know, the original husband has not forgotten the first love. A friends of God replies: in fact, your husband is: first, I want to tell the time Aonima. My girlfriend loves to be jealous, and she drinks when shes jealous, and when she finishes drinking, she gets angry... Then she must be very fragrant, isnt she? How do you know? Acetic acid and ethanol are heated by fire to produce a fruity aroma of ethyl acetate. God replied: the reaction temperature is one hundred and seventy degrees.... What you smell is meat. Ma Boyong had sent: their zodiac and cons