郭德纲经典语录（Guo Degang classics）.docVIP

郭德纲经典语录（Guo Degang classics） The Moonlight before the bed, it seems hoary frost on the floor, looked up at the moon, my name is Guo Degang. Many people come here, I am very pleased. Thank you for coming. I dont go over to dinner. Who goes and who pays?. Listen to the dialogue twenty, creating sixteen thousand. Laugh again and pay more. Oh, you dont know me? Im an artist! Ive been an artist for over a week now...... There are more than 1000 sections of the traditional comic dialogue left by the old man. We have been working hard through these years. Now, basically, they have been lost...... Todays story, ah, not far from now, there are old people in the family can go back to ask - - in the spring and Autumn period of the Warring States period ah...... The law towards depression, strong night singing, selfish riding mules, honest and fair. Blind children come to repair bridges and roads, to the west, I asked the Buddha, the Buddha said: I have no idea! Those who can eat all day long, see who are like Flapjack, have nothing to do with Flapjack volume Steamed Buns Steamed Rice to eat, it is firm, on time. Sometimes the background, hold two pounds of ready to drink water to moisten ones throat with Xinjiang nut cake...... Have a tooth also Seya -- eat lotus root! There are four dishes on the table. Open the first one. Oh, nice! Old vinegar peanut! Open second, better! Old vinegar peanut! Third open, peanuts, no vinegar! Fourth one look, one plate of vinegar! A beef steak, dont put ah, I like to eat onions, much put onions ah! I am a rich man. Today, backstage, I drove here. They all walked. The old men in Tianjin started walking on Tuesday. But my car, theres something wrong with it lately. Its a little slow. Yes, I thought the carburetor was dirty. Just check it out. Its the pedals...... Listening to cross talk shows that you are patriotic. We have one child in our neighborhood, seven foreign countries, what English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslavia, north, Slavic, and Slav