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非典时期幽默大全（Humor in SARS） Humor during SARS SMS highlights: If you still insist on work, you are a soldier; if you dare to stroll over the world, you are brave; if you do not return my messages, you are the martyrs; if you insist to invite me to dinner -- then you are a gentleman! The virus spread very quickly, the mood becomes very strange, that you dyed bad, advise you not to speak too handsome, three meters away, many occasions flash quickly, out to wear masks, sleeping quilt cover tightly, to maintain a happy mood, eat more vegetables and less. The prevention of SARS prescription: take a hea