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最强冷笑话集合!!!（The strongest cold joke collection!!!） Three little white rabbits picked up a mushroom The two big ones let the little ones go and get some wild herbs to eat together Small say, I dont go, I walked, you ate my mushroom Two big say not, rest assured to go, so the little white rabbit went ~ ~ ~! Six months later, the little white rabbit hasnt come back yet. A big one said it wont come back. Ill eat it The other big one said, wait! A year has passed. The little white rabbit hasnt come back yet. The two big talks dont have to wait. Lets eat Just then the little white rabbit jumped out of the jungle nearby and said angrily, I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms.! One day.. A stag runs faster and faster Run to the end... He turns into high speed deer ~.. A lot of things used to cook, there will be a variety of fragrance, so cooking Ren has always been very particular about But... On the contrary... There is one thing. If you take it, it will be more fragrant. What is it, please? Because... - - Ice - electric refrigerator (fragrance) The car will fly. Please guess a drink Coffee... Because... (Car) - - (fly) How do you make your drink large? Read the mantra One day, there was a candy aisle halfway down the road, The legs are soft! Fudge... . Once upon a time, there was a hedgehog rowing on a steamboat One day The little penguin went to play with the polar bear! 3 years later, I went to the equator and remembered that it wasnt closed at home It took him 3 more years to go home and close the door Then, 6 years later, to the North Pole A knock on the polar bear said: polar bear me looking for you to play! The polar bear opened the door and looked at the penguin and said, I dont play! and then shut them up! The penguin went home!!! One person was so special as a bicycle that one day she stood on the road and was driven away A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telegraph pole and asked him, where are you from? No, its killing you! T