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搞笑短文（Funny essay） 1: once upon a time, a man went fishing and caught a squid. Squid begged him: you put me, do not roast me to eat!. The man said: OK, then I ask you a few questions to test. This article together to study abroad, editors finishing, reprinted together to study abroad, reprint, please retain the source. Squid very happy, said: you test, you test!! Then the man bakes the squid 2: I once had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered. 3: a student in the United States exam drivers license, road signs ahead of the left turn, he is not very sure, ask the examiner: Turn left? Answer: right! Hence...... Hang up 4: one day of mung bean Dutch act from 5 doors down, a lot of blood flow, into a red bean; has been festering, turned into soybean; wound has scabbed, and finally became black. 5: Xiao Mings hair, second days came to school, the students see his new hairstyle, laughing: Xiao Ming, your head like a kite!! Xiao Ming felt wronged and ran outside crying. Cry and cry ~ he flies............ 6: there is a person like onion, walk to cry...... . 7: The Penguin asked him one day grandma, grandma grandmother, I am not a penguin? Yes, of course you are penguins.. The little penguin asked his father again, Daddy, daddy, am I a penguin? Yes, you are a penguin. Whats wrong? but, how can I feel so cold? 8: a pair of corn fell in love with each other... So they decided to get married... Wedding day... One corn cant find another corn... The corn asks the popcorn next to it: did you see the corn in our house? Popcorn: honey, are they wearing wedding dresses?...... . 9: in the music class, the teacher played a piece of Beethoven Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hua, do you know music? Xiaohua: yes Xiao Ming: do you know what the teacher is playing? Xiaohua: piano. 10:q: two men fell into the trap. Dead men are called dead men. What are the living beings called? A: called for help! 11: question: cloth and paper afraid of what? Answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, paper afraid of. Re