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小白兔笑话（Bunny jokes） (1) three little white rabbits picked up a mushroom The two big ones let the little ones go and get some wild herbs to eat together Small say, I dont go, I walked, you ate my mushroom Two big say not, rest assured to go, so the little white rabbit went ~ ~ ~! Six months later, the little white rabbit hasnt come back yet. A big one said it wont come back. Ill eat it The other big one said, wait! A year has passed. The little white rabbit hasnt come back yet. The two big talks dont have to wait. Lets eat Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle nearby and said angrily Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms! (2) the little rabbit hopped up to the bakery and asked, boss, do you have one hundred buns? Boss: Oh, Im sorry, not so much. Ah... The little white rabbit left in a dejected mood. The second day, the rabbit jumped to the bakery, boss, do you have one hundred buns? Boss: Im sorry, or not Ah... The little white rabbit left again. The third day, the rabbit jumped to the bakery, boss, do you have one hundred buns? The boss said happily, yes, we have one hundred small loaves today.!! The little rabbit pulled out the money. Great! Ill take two.! (3) the bear and the rabbit were finishing in the forest. The bear asked the rabbit, did you lose your hair? The rabbit said, no So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped it. (4) a rabbit molested a wolf (the rabbit is very strong.), Then the wolf ran away, angrily chases, The rabbit watched the wolf catching up, And sat down under a tree, Put on your sunglasses and take a newspaper, Pretending nothing has happened, Then the wolf came and saw the rabbit sitting under the tree, Did you see a rabbit running past?! Rabbit replied: it is an indecent assault rather than a wolf? The wolf shouted, no! Its so fast!!!! (5) Little rabbit, I hope you know how good a long neck is, giraffe said. No matter what delicious food I eat, it will slowly pass through my long neck, which can be