精选英语笑话.pptVIP

ENGLISH HUMORS Men and Woman Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. 为你，我可以去世界的尽头 Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? 是的,但你会呆在那里 Man: I offer you myself. 我提供您我自己 Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. 对不起，我从来没有接受廉价的礼物 Man: I want to share everything with you. 我想和你分享一切。 Woman: Lets start from your bank account 让我们开始从您的银行帐户 学生和老师 老师： 历史是一个非常有趣的主题。 它告诉您关于什么从前发生了。 学生： 请老师，我不认为我想要学习历史。 老师： 为什么？ 学生：里面没有未来的 。 老师： 特德，如果您的父亲有$10并且你向他要$6，你的父亲将仍有多少？ 学生： $10 老师： 您不知道算术。 特德： 您不知道我的父亲!  Why are people tired on April Fools Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军) 看笑话，不得不上挖笑话网 What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?) When its raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ) When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?) When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 ) What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?) Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗) What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?) Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树) When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?) When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时) Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃? Hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。 Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么? Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。 What question is that to which you must always answer yes? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”? What does y-e-s spell? (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼? Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪? In the darkness. 在黑暗中《 * Teacher and Student Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student : Please teacher,I dont think I want to study history. Teacher : Why? Student : There is no future in it. Teacher : Ted,if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted:$10 Teacher : You dont know maths. Ted : You