《老友记》中英文对照剧本精编版(第一季第14集).docVIP

《老友记》中英文对照剧本精编版 第一季第14集 114 The One With the Candy Hearts 114 The One With the Candy Hearts [Scene: Central Perk, Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her. No pun intended. I mean it.] Joey: Im tellin you Ross, she wants you. Ross: She barely knows me. We just live in the same building. Chandler: Any contact? Ross: She lent me an egg once. Joey: Youre in! Ross: Aw, right. Woman: Hi, Ross. Ross: Hey. (stutters something incoherent) Chandler: Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, ok? The Rachel things not happening, your ex-wife is a lesbian—I dont think we need a third... Joey: Excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? Thanks. Ross: An egg? Joey: Yeah, youre gonna go up to her and say, Heres your egg back, Im returning your egg. Chandler: I think its winning. Ross: I think its insane. Chandler: Shell love it. Go with the egg, my friend. (Ross walks over to the woman, egg in hand.) Joey: Think itll work? Chandler: No, its suicide. The mans got an egg. Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there. Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman.] Monica: You can not do this. Rachel: Do what, do what? Monica: Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night. Rachel: No! Phoebes! Dont you remember why you dumped the guy? Phoebe: Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening... alright, still, its nice to have a date on Valentines Day! Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do. Rachel: Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night? Joey: Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes. Chandler: Oh, uh, listen, about tonight... Joey: No, no, no, dont you dare bail on me. The only reason shes goin out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend. Chandler: Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a... Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, but—come on