“Are Men and Women from Different Planets”.pptVIP

“Are Men and Women from Different Planets” What is woman’s #1 complaint about men??? Who has ever said “Men are so dense and clueless  – I don’t understand them?” Who has ever heard a Man say – “Women – can’t live with them  – can’t live without them?” Nicknames If Laura, Suzanne, Debra, and Rose go out to lunch, the will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra, and Rose. But if Mike, Charlie, Bob, and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-head, and Useless Eating Out When the bill arrives Mike, Charlie, Bob, and John will each throw in $20, even though the bill is only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come pocket calculators. Money A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she does not want Bathrooms A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number if items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of those items. Arguments A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Dressing Up A woman will dress up to go shopping, to water the plants, to empty the garbage, to answer the phone, to read a book, or to get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. Dealing with Anger and Emotions Men will deal with stress by punching inanimate objects such as a door or steering wheel and blame clubs, bats, bowling balls etc. for poor performance. Women will make sniffling noises and sigh heavily or they will clamp hands over their face and weep. When questioned, they keep saying, “Oh nothing” over and over. Time needed to get ready for an event If a Man needs to be ready by 6pm to go out to dinner – he will typically start to get ready at 5:55pm an