动画《怪物史莱克1》剧本.docVIP

NARRATOR (SHREK): Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort... Which could only be broken by loves first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest tower... for her true love and true loves first kiss. SHREK: [Laughing] Like thats ever gonna happen. What a load of-- [Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes] SHREK: [Belches] OGRE HUNTERS: Go! Go! Go. Go. Go. OGRE HUNTER 1: Think its in there? OGRE HUNTER 2: All right. Lets get it! OGRE HUNTER 3: Woah! Hold on! Do you know what that thing could do to you? OGRE HUNTER 4: Yeah, itll grind your bones for its bread. SHREK: [Laughs] Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, Ogres--, theyre much worse. Theyll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. OGRE HUNTERS: No! SHREK: Theyll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, its quite good on toast. OGRE HUNTER 5: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! [Gasping] SHREK: Right. [Roaring] OGRE HUNTERS: [Shouting] SHREK: [Roaring] [Roaring Continues] OGRE HUNTERS: [Shouting Continues] [Gasping] SHREK: [Laughs] This is the part where you run away. [Laughing] And stay out! Wanted. Fairy tale creatures? [Sighs] CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: All right. This ones full. Move it along. GUARD 1: Come on! Get up! CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: Next! Take it away! GUARD: Give me that! Your flying days are over. CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: Thats 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! GUARD 1: Get up! Come on! WITCH HUNTER: [Grumbling] Twenty pieces. GUARD 1: Sit down there! Keep quiet! BABY BEAR: [Crying] This cage is too small. DONKEY: Please dont turn me in. Ill never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMAN: Oh, shut up. DONKEY: Oh! CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: Next! What have you got? GEPPETTO: This little wooden puppet.