第一季sheldon语录.doc

第一集 ? 1. 台阶的高度偏差2mm大多数人就会绊倒 ? -Sheldon: You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs? 你想听有关楼梯好玩的事吗？ -Leonard: Not really. 不太想。 -Sheldon: If the height of a single step is off by 2 millimeters, most people will trip 如果一个台阶的高度偏差2mm大多数人就会绊倒。 ? 2. 去高智商精子库捐精的本质 ? -Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here? 那你们平时都玩些什么？ -Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money. 今天我们刚试过靠自慰赚钱。 ? 3.找个自己一个最适合的位置吧 ? -Sheldon: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, 冬天的时候，这个地方离电暖器最近，很暖和， and yet not so close as to cause perspiration; 也不会很热到直流汗。 in the summer, its directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there, and there. 夏天的时候，这里又刚好可以吹过堂风，是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。 It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, 而且坐这里看电视的角度，可以直接看，又不会影响谈话， nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. 不会太远而造成视察错觉? 4.不要过分相信星座，这会让你看起来很愚昧 ? -Penny: Um... me? Okay. 我? 好的。 Im a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. 我是射手座的。这样你们就能了解很多想知道的事了。 -Sheldon: Yes. It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion 是啊，这让我们知道你被大众文化所迷惑了 that the suns apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality. 根据太阳的位置随便胡乱定个星座以及你的出生日期影响了你的性格。 ? 5.生殖隔离是判别不同物种的本质方法，不同物种在自然条件下无法交配，即使能交配也不能产生后代或不能产生具可育性后代。 ? -Sheldon: That woman in there is not going to have sex with you. 那个女人是不会和你上床的。 -Leonard: Well, Im not trying to have sex with her. 我也没想要和她上床啊。 -Sheldon: Oh, good. Then you wont be disappointed. 噢，很好，那你就不会失望了。 -Leonard: What makes you think she wouldnt have sex with me? 你凭什么觉得她不会跟我上床呢？ Im a male and shes a female. 我是个男人，她是个女人。 -Sheldon: Yes, but not of the same species. 话是没错，但不是同一个物种。 ? 第二集 ? 6.泰国人是不用筷子的。 ? -Sheldon: Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th Century. 泰国自19世纪后半期起使用餐叉。 Interestingly, they dont actually put the fork in their mouth-- 有趣的是，他们不直接叉食物进嘴， They use it to put the foo