高二英语a-taste-of-english-humor课件4--高中教育精选.pptVIP

The general idea of the listening text Mary made some plum jam and left some in the pan.Five days later, her husband came home and poured the jam into the chicken. Later Mary came home and found all her chickens were behaving strangely. She found that all the chickens were drunk. * /soft/ scdsfefergreryh Fill in the blanks 1. There were ____ ___ _____ to eat but they would make lovely____. 2. As he came into the _______ he saw a pan with _____ _____ ____ dark red porridge in it. What was it? 3. Later when Mary came home she noticed the chickens were ________ very strangely. They were ______ _________ their yard. far too many jam kitchen what looked like behaving running around 4. When they went into the yard, they ______ that the ____ _______ had turned the jam into _____and the chickens were drunk. realized hot weather wine * /soft/ scdsfefergreryh /soft/ vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity * /soft/ scdsfefergreryh 三月，行军 1. What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? 3. What is the smallest room in the world? 2. What month do soldiers hate? * /soft/ scdsfefergreryh 1.Policeman: You can’t park here. Driver: Why can’t I ? Policeman: Read the sigh there. Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so I parked. Enjoy some verbal jokes: 罚款 * /soft/ scdsfefergreryh Girl : If we marry, will you give me a ring ? Boy: Of course, What’s your telephone number? 3.Daughter: Auntie kissed me this mor