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老友记第一季123 the one with the birth

123 The One With the Birth 123 [Scene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.] Ross: Shes not here yet. Shes not here. Shes having my baby and shes not here. Monica: Im sure everythings fine. Has her water broke yet? Ross: I dont know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug. ? (Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.) Joey: Do we have to know about that? ? Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby? ? Joey: Im gonna be in the waitin room, handing out cigars. Chandler: Yes, Joeys made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50 50s. Ross: God, I dont believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab. Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. Its probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction. ? (Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.) Rachel: What, its ok when Chandler does it? ? Chandler: You have to pick your moments. (Phoebe arrives, guitar in hand.) ? Phoebe: Did I miss it, did I miss it? Ross: Shes not even here yet. Monica: Whats with the guitar? ? Phoebe: I just thought we might be here for awhile. You know, things might get musical. ? (Carol and Susan arrive.) ”” Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been? ? Susan: We stopped at the gift shop. Carol: I was looking at stuffed an

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