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《老友记》中英文对照剧本精编版 第一季第20集 120 The One With the Evil Orthodontist 120 The One With the Evil Orthodontist [Scene: Monica and Rachels, everyone is there.] Chandler: I cant believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty. Joey: No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, hes got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is. Ross: I dont know, you dont wanna mess with corn nuts. Theyre craaazy. Monica: (looking out of the window) Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! Theres some creep out there with a telescope! Ross: I cant believe it! Hes looking right at us! Rachel: Oh, that is so sick. Chandler: I feel violated. And not in a good way. Phoebe: How can people do that?... (All but Phoebe walk away from the window in disgust.) Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots! Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.] Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didnt have to play any games... Monica: So have you called her yet? Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (The girls make disgusted noises.) Its the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (To the guys) Im right, right? Joey and Ross: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle. Monica: I cant believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people. Phoebe: Oh, God, just do it! (Grabbing the phone.) Call her! Stop being so testosteroney! Chandler: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. (Calls her, then hurriedly hangs up.) I got her machine. Joey: Her answer machine? Chandler: No, interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up. Phoebe: So, uh, why didnt you say anything? Chandler: Oh, no-no-no-no. Last time I left a spontaneous message I ended up using the phrase Yes indeedy-o. Monica: Look look! Its Rachel and Barry. No, dont everybody look at once! Ross: Okay, okay, whats go