【精选】高一英语unit20-warming-up-and-speaking.pptVIP

Unit 20 Humor Warming up She sells seashells by the seashore. Betty Botter bought a bit of butter, “But,” she said, “this butter is bitter, if I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter, but a bit of better butter will make my batter better.”So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter, and it makes her batter better. A tutor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tutors to toot. The two said to the tutor: “ Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tutors to toot?” tutor: n. 导师 家庭教师 vt. 个别教授 toot: 使发嘟嘟声 flute: 长笛 注 释 東判官手里拿了豆腐乾，西判官手里拿了葡萄乾， 東判官要吃西判官手里的葡萄乾，西判官要吃東判官手里的豆腐乾； 東判官要用豆腐乾换西判官的葡萄乾， 西判官不肯用葡萄乾换東判官的豆腐乾。 蔣家羊, 楊家牆, 蔣家羊撞倒了楊家牆, 楊家牆压死了蔣家羊, 楊家要蔣家賠牆, 蔣家要楊家賠羊。 你會炖我冻的豆腐，就來炖我的冻豆腐，你不會炖我的凍豆腐，別胡炖八炖炖坏了我的冻豆腐。 Speaking intend:意欲打算 Ⅰ. intend … 有……意思 He intends no harm. Ⅱ. intend that Ⅲ. intend (sb) to do … Do you intend to make a long stay here? Today, I intend to finish reading the book. Headache Teacher: you are ill again? Student: yes. I have a headache. Teacher: any credential（证明） from the doctor . Student: I have a headache just because the doctor didin’t give me any credential. One day, a father and his little son were on the way home. The little boy asked his father: “What is the meaning of the word ‘drunk’, dad? ” “Well, my son,” his father replied, “look, there are two policemen standing there. If I regard the two policemen as four , then I am drunk.” “But, dad,” the boy said, “there is only ONE policeman!” ； / 梦纤专业减肥 gwh29iyc 好奇。“你要是管不住自己的嘴，死得也会很快。”苏小横淡淡道。裳儿立刻闭嘴，眼睛却还在转来转去。苏小横终于开恩道：“你现在在想什么？说吧！”“那个敢动玉坠的人啊！”裳儿半个身子都趴到了小几上，“爷爷怎么处置呢？给他钱，也不能白给吧？末了怎么捉他？”“你说呢？”苏小横考她。“爷爷要是想捉他，早就嘱咐奶奶、伯伯、父亲、哥哥他们布网罗了，什么都没说，只怕从他递信的手法上，就看出他的形迹了吧？他如果拿了钱之后没什么动静、或有什么特殊的反应，爷爷就可以猜出他是谁了吧？”裳儿大笑，“现在裳儿都几乎可以猜出他是谁了！”苏小横目光并未离开小楷册子，只是笑意漾开来，手指微微一动。裳儿就主动打开条几下的抽屉，选出苏小横一枚闲印来，在朱砂盒中钤了钤，苏小横把册子放下，她就看准地方，端端正正盖上去。苏小横作色道：“你怎么自作主张。”他的收藏书帖，只有确认必是真品，才会盖上私人印鉴。“不是自作主张，而是懂得察颜观色！”裳儿得意道，“爷爷你放心吧！裳儿资质这样聪敏，你又请了那样好的师父回来教导。