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Napolan?and?his?soldiers（拿破仑这个单词我记不清楚了）?众士兵排列整齐的上。?M:?Attention.（立正）?Turn?right/left.?Quick?time,?march!（齐步走）?(吹哨)?Halt!(立定)?Turn?right/left.?At?ease!(稍息).Dismiss!(解散)?M:?Hello!Everyone!?This?is?Sam.?He?is?Swede.?Today?he?join?us.?Lets?give?him?a?warm?welcome!?Ss:?Welcome!?Welcome!?(握手、拍肩?和他打招呼，但是他摇摇头)?M:?He?doesnt?know?French?at?all.?Ss:?What?a?pity!? A:?I?hear?Napolan?will?be?here?in?a?month.?M:?What?shall?we?do??B.?I?hear?N?often?asks?three?quenstions.?and?often?in?an?order.?The?first?one?is?How爋ld燼re爕ou?.燭he爏econd爋ne爄s?How爈ong爃ave爕ou燽een爄n?the燗mry?.燭he爐hird爋ne爄s?Did爕ou爅oin燼ny爋f爉y爐wo燾ompaigns??M:燗ll爋f爑s爃ave爊o爌roblem爀xcept燬am.燞e燿oesnt爇now燜rench.燱hat?shall爓e燿o??B.營爃ave燼n爄dea.燜rom爊ow爋n燼ll爋f爑s爐each爃im爐he爐hree爍uestions燼t?any爐ime.?Ss:燝ood!?各种场合：?睡觉:?A:?Sam.?How?old?are?you??Sam:21.sir!?A:?How?long?have?you?been?in?the?Army??Sam:?3?years?sir!?A:?Did?you?join?any?of?my?two?compaigns??Sam:?Both.sir!?吃饭:B:Sam.?How?old?are?you??Sam:21.sir!?B:?How?long?have?you?been?in?the?Army??Sam:?3?years?sir!?B:?Did?you?join?any?of?my?two?compaigns??Sam:?Both.sir!?跑步：C:Sam.?How?old?are?you??Sam:21.sir!?C:?How?long?have?you?been?in?the?Army??Sam:?3?years?sir!?C:?Did?you?join?any?of?my?two?compaigns??Sam:?Both.sir!?.....?Ss:?We?believe?thats?no?problem?at?all.? ?N?is?coming.?N?is?coming.?(众士兵立正)?N:?Hello!?Everyone.?How?are?you??Ss:?Fine.?Thank?you!sir!?Sam?在哆嗦，引起了拿破仑的注意。?N:?（走到他的面前）Well.?How?long?have?you?been?in?the?Army??Sam:?21?.?sir.?N:?(非常吃惊的)?How?old?are?you??Sam:?(非常自信的)?3?.sir.?N:?(生气的)?Either?you?or?I?am?mad!!!!?Sam:(洋洋得意的)Both.?sir!!!?Ss:?My?god!!!?众士兵失望的下场了。