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Ted英语演讲：你是人类么?　　本人今天推荐给大家的是Ted英语演讲：你是人类么?，仅供参考，希望对大家有用。关注网获得更多内容。Ted英语演讲：你是人类么?　　Ze Frank在Ted英语演讲：你是人类么?(中英双语+MP3下载)　　(Music) This is the human test, a test to see if you are a human. Please raise your hand if something applies to you. Are we agreed? Yes? Then lets begin.　　(音乐)这是个人类测试， 测试你是否为人。 如果这些事曾发生在你身上请举手。 同意吗?好。 我们开始吧。　　Have you ever eaten a booger long past your childhood? (Laughter) Its okay, its safe here.　　你是否曾吃过鼻屎， 而且是在长大之后? (笑声) 没关系，我们不会说出去.　　Have you ever made a small, weird sound when you remembered something embarrassing?　　你是否曾经在想起尴尬时刻时 发出微小的怪声?　　Have you ever purposely lowercased the first letter of a text in order to come across as sad or disappointed? (Laughter) Okay.　　你是否曾经故意 将英文首字小写 以表示伤心或失望? (笑声) 好的。　　Have you ever ended a text with a period as a sign of aggression? Okay. Period.　　你是否曾在句末加上句点， 以表示不爽?好。句点。　　Have you ever laughed or smiled when someone said something shitty to you and then spent the rest of the day wondering why you reacted that way? Yes.　　你是否曾大笑或微笑 应对别人对你说的垃圾话 然后花一整天的时间 都在想你为什么会做出那种反应。 有。　　Have you ever seemed to lose your airplane ticket a thousand times as you walked from the check-in to the gate? Yes.　　你是否曾把飞机票弄丢 好几百遍， 就在你从柜台走到机门这段路上。 有的。　　Have you ever put on a pair of pants and then much later realized that there was a loose sock smushed up against your thigh? (Laughter) Good.　　你是否曾穿上长裤 许久后才发现 大腿处卡了只袜子? (笑声) 很好。　　Have you ever tried to guess someone elses password so many times that it locked their account? Mmm.　　你是否试图猜测某人的密码 却多次猜错导致那账号被锁? 嗯。　　Have you ever had a nagging feeling that one day you will be discovered as a fraud? Yes, its safe here.　　你是否有种不安感 怕有天会被发现自己很虚假? 没关系，这里很安全。　　Have you ever hoped that there was some ability you hadnt discovered yet that you were just naturally great at? Mmm.　　你是否曾希望自己有某些能力， 虽然未被发掘， 但你在那方面就是天赋异禀? 嗯。　　Have you ever broken something in real life, and then found yourself looking for an undo button in real life?　　你是否曾在现实生活中搞坏某样东西 然后发现自己 在现实生活中找寻复原键?　　Have you ever misplaced your TED badge and