《信息管理与信息系统专业英语》PM.pptVIP

《信息管理与信息系统专业英语》Unit2—PM and SDLC --Part I (PM) Project management Learning outlines: A joke of PM.. What is project management? How many stages are included in Project Management? And what are they? PM primer… Project management-- -- PM primer A joke of PM A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, Ill have a C (see) monkey please. The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. Project management-- -- Joke A joke of PM He fitted a collar（项圈） and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, “That‘ll be ￡5,000.“ The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled（大吃一惊）, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred pounds. Why did it cost so much? Project management-- -- PM primer A joke of PM The shopkeeper answered, Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.“ The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. Hey, that ones even more expensive! ￡10,000! What does it do?“ Oh, that ones a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff, said the shopkeeper. Project management-- -- PM primer A joke of PM The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read ￡50,000. The tourist gasped (气呼呼)to the shopkeeper, That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?“ The shopkeeper replied, Well, I havent actually seen it do anything, but it says its a project manager. Project Management--Thinking Questions Project management --The definition of PM What is PM??..... PM is the abbreviation of project management. definition of PM are as following: is the discipline of planning, organizing, and managing resource