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601 The One After Vegas[Scene: The Wedding Chapel, continued from last season. Chandler and Monica are about to get married.]Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) Were gonna get married!Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachels carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)Ross: Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)Rachel: Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! (Throws some more rice.)(They storm out into the street.)Rachel: Wait! (Gets her bearings) Okay!(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, theyre standing there dumbstruck.)Monica: Whoa!Chandler: Oh my God!Joey: (entering with Phoebe) Come on Pheebs! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!Phoebe: Okay! Okay! Okay! (They run into the chapel.)(Chandler and Monica are stunned again.)Chandler: Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!!(Phoebe and Joey run back out and head towards the street.)Attendant: (scolding them) N-No running in the chapel!Phoebe: (to her) Hey! Don’t you give me any of your—Hey! (Sees Chandler and Monica standing there.)Chandler: Hey!Joey: Hey!Monica: What are you guys doing here?Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isn’t that why you guys are here?Chandler: Yes! Well that-yes.Monica: Why else would we be here?Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?Chandler: We actually missed it.Phoebe: Well, maybe you wouldn’t have had you (turns to the attendant) run in the chapel!Monica: This is insane!Phoebe: What’s the big deal, y’know? It’s not like it’s a real marriage.Chandler: What?!Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you’re only married in Vegas.Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you’re married everywhere.Phoebe: (shocked) Really?! Monica: Yeah!Phoebe: Oh my God!—Eh! Well…Opening Credits{Transciber’s note: In case you haven’t heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette du