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目 录 Very Pleased to1Meet You 很高兴认识你2 2 理论与实践的区别 3 The Heavenly3Doctor 天国医生4 Scotsman Ticket4Collector 苏格兰人和售票员 5 6 真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远!7 Two Dollars7 两元钱 8 How Much is9It？ 多少钱？9 Where 10am I 我这是在哪儿？11 Hobbies11 业余爱好12 Good Points and12Bad Points 优缺点 13 Reminder13 提醒信 14 Clarinet14 单簧管 15 Those PeskyBombersSuicide15 极端的自杀性爆炸者16 Gorbachev’s16Driver 戈尔巴乔夫同志的司机17 Saying 17Grace 饭前的谢恩祈祷18 When Business is18Suffering 生意不景气的时候 19 Change Your20Business 换个工作20 A Bad Impression21 一个坏印象22 A Different Kind22of Audience 不同的听众23 Good Intention Ends24with Complaint 好心反遭报应24 None Other Than25a Soldier 它就是士兵26 Ski Lessons26 滑雪课 27 About yourHeight27 和你身高差不多28 The World’s Greatest28Swordsman 世界上最伟大的击剑手29 One for You, One29for Me 你一个，我一个30 Scare Me Half31to Death 把我吓个半死32 Who Tops Them33All? 谁最臭 34 Help Yourself35 自己来36 The Bar36Bet 酒吧间里的赌博38 Pope in Heaven40 天堂里的教皇41 Practical41Joke 恶作剧 42 Prescription43Confusion 混乱的药方44 Kids-The Natural44Comedians 孩子们天生就是喜剧演员45 Real Life46Humor 真实的幽默46 River Cruises47 河上漂流48 Better Warn the48Husbands! 给丈夫最好的警告 49 Tell It Like49It Is 实话实说49 Man Arrested50 逮 捕 50 Don’t Argue with51Children 不要和小孩子争论 51 A Food Label with Possibilities52 一则食物标签的可能性53 Rope or53Ox? 绳子还是公牛？54 Brother