黄西 美国记者年会上的脱口秀 演章节稿.docVIP

黄西 美国记者年会上的脱口秀 演讲稿 Good evening, everyone. My name is Joe Wong. But to most people, I am known as Who?? Hu is actually my mothers maiden name,? and the answer to my credit card security question. ?各位晚上好，我是Joe Wong（黄西）。但是对很多人来说，听到我的名字，会问“谁”?Who（同音“Hu”）恰恰是我妈的娘家姓，也是我信用卡安全问题的答案。 But joking aside, I just want to reassure everybody that I am invited here tonight. 但是玩笑归玩笑，我想让大家放心我今晚的确是受到邀请来的。（这里是隐指Salah夫妇闯入白宫欢迎晚宴的新闻） ? I grew up in China. Who wouldnt? 我在中国长大。谁不是呢？（这是用自己的自大讽刺美国人的自大） ? As my childhood memories are totally ruined by my childhood.? When I was in elementary school, as part of the curricul