英语笑话 (一)演示文稿(精品·公开课件).pptVIP

2.I Have His Ear in My Pocket他的耳朵在我衣兜里 Jim came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened? A kid bit me, replied Jim. Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother. Id know him any where, said Jim. I have his ear in my pocket. 吉姆鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”吉姆说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”吉姆说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy好孩子 Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. Youre a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are