简单英语演讲稿翻译(精选多篇).docVIP

简单英语演讲稿带翻译(精选多篇) 第一篇：简单的英语笑话带翻译 blonde’s appendicitis-金发美女的阑尾炎 a blonde has sharp pains in her side. the doctor examines her and says, “you have acute appendicitis.” the blonde says, “that’s sweet, doc, but i came here to get medical help.” 一个金发美女的腹部侧面感到剧痛。医生检查之后告诉他：“你得了急性阑尾炎。（金发美女听成acute 以为是a cute，一个可爱的阑尾炎）” 金发美女说：“您真贴心，医生，但是我是来求医的。” little johnny... finding jesus 小强尼-寻找耶稣 a sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about jesus, so he asks his class, “where is jesus today?”steven raises his hand and says, “he’s in heaven.”mary answers, “he’s in my heart.”