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英语冷笑话简单带翻译 篇一：简单的英语笑话带翻译 Blondes Appendicitis-金发美女的阑尾炎 A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, You have acute appendicitis. The blonde says, Thats sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help. 一个金发美女的腹部侧面感到剧痛。医生检查之后告诉他：“你得了急性阑尾炎。（金发美女听成acute 以为是a cute，一个可爱的阑尾炎）” 金发美女说：“您真贴心，医生，但是我是来求医的。” Little Johnny... Finding Jesus 小强尼-寻找耶稣 A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, Where is Jesus today?Steven raises his hand and says, Hes in Heaven.Mary answers, Hes in my heart.Little Johnny waves h