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英语冷笑话简单带翻译 篇一：简单的英语笑话带翻译 Blondes Appendicitis-金发美女的阑尾炎 A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, You have acute appendicitis. The blonde says, Thats sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help. 一个金发美女的腹部侧面感到剧痛。医生检查之后告诉他：“你得了急性阑尾炎。（金发美女听成acute 以为是a cute，一个可爱的阑尾炎）” 金发美女说：“您真贴心，医生，但是我是来求医的。” Little Johnny... Finding Jesus 小强尼-寻找耶稣 A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, Where is Jesus today?Steven raises his hand and says, Hes in Heaven.Mary answers, Hes in my heart.Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, Hes in our bathroom!The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.Well, Little Johnny says, every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!一名主日学校的老师担心他的学生们有可能对耶稣感到困惑，于是他问他的学生们：“耶稣今天在哪里？”斯蒂芬举起他的手，说道：“他在天堂。”玛丽回答：“他在我心里。”小强尼用力挥了挥手，脱口而出：“他在我们浴室里！”大吃一惊的老师问小强尼他怎么知道这个。“这个嘛，”小强尼说：“每天早上，我父亲起床后，都会敲浴室的门喊着?基督-耶稣，你还在里面啊？?” Little Johnny... Know It All 小强尼什么都知道 Little Johnny asks his mother her age.She replies, Gentlemen dont ask ladies that question.Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.Again his mother replies, Gentlemen dont ask ladies that question.The boy then asks, Why did Daddy leave you?To this, the mother says, You shouldnt ask that, and sends him to his room.On the way, Johnny trips over his mothers purse. When he picks it up, her drivers license falls out.Johnny runs back into the room. I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an F in sex!小强尼问他母亲的年龄是多少。她回答道：“绅士们是不会问女士们这个问题的。”于是强尼问他母亲她的体重是多少。他的母亲再一次回答：“绅士们是不会问女士们这个问题的。”于是这孩纸问：“为什么爸爸离开了你？”对于这个问题，这位母亲说：“你不应该问这个问题。”然后把他送回他自己的房间。在走的时候，强尼被他母亲的钱包绊倒。当他把钱包捡起来的时候，她的驾照掉了出来。强尼跑回母亲的房间说：“现在关于你的问题我都知道答案了。你36岁了，体重127磅，还有爸爸离开你的原因是因为你在sex上的考评是F！”（got an F in sex，孩纸啊，你想歪了，那是“性别：女”啊……） Little Johnny... Definite Definition 小强尼-肯定的定义 The preschool teacher says, Were going to do