最终用稿7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐.doc

Three visits to the cottage三顾茅庐 Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors（美[d??n?t?] n. 看门人；守卫） in Caocaos corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents. SCENE 1: Liubeis home Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Guanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? Its so terrible! Liubei: Yu, its impossible that I dont feel painful, isnt it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come to Caocaos corporation as gatekeeper（看门人）, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. Its very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about? Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliangs wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that its time for us to be debt collectors now. Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or well be as poor as church mouse Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Lets go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning! （收拾家伙 挽袖子） Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang. SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s house Actors: ZhuGeliang Zhu’s Wife ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so sad recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know? I’ve never heart about that. And she asked me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. （拿起手里的试卷给大家亮亮） It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this? Wife: Darling! ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded（啰嗦的） that I can never bear her. （装作认真状） Wife： My dear, how about your study? ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze[d??z](打瞌睡). I’m dizzy. Wife： Darling! Now,