高一英语a-tste-of-english-humour课件3.pptVIP

三月，行军 1. What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? 3. What is the smallest room in the world? 2. What month do soldiers hate? 1.Policeman: You can’t park here. Driver: Why can’t I ? Policeman: Read the sigh there. Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so I parked. Enjoy some verbal jokes: 罚款 Girl : If we marry, will you give me a ring ? Boy: Of course, What’s your telephone number? 3.Daughter: Auntie kissed me this morning, Mum ! Mum : How nice ! Did you kiss her back ,dear ? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face. A b