《诺丁山》经典台词.doc

WILLIAM: Um,Can I help you at all? ANNA: No, thanks. Ill just look around. WILLIAM: Fine. WILLIAM: Uh,that books really not great. Just in case, you know, browsing turned to buying. Youd be wasting your money. But if its Turkey youre interested in, um,this one ,on the other hand , is very good. Um,I think the man who wrote it has actually been to Turkey, which helps. Um,theres also a very amusing incident with a kebab, um,which is one of many amusing incidents. ANNA:Thanks. Ill think about it. WILLIAM:Or,in the bigger hardback variety,theres.. Im sorry. Can you just give me a second? W:Oh! Shit! W:Bugger! A:Oh,my God! W:Im so sorry.Im so sorry. Here. Let me... A:Get your hands off! W:Im really sorry. I ... I live just over the street. I have,um,water and soap. You can get cleaned up. A: No ,thank you. I just need to get my car back. W:I also have a phone. Im confident that in five minutes we could have you spick -and -span and back on the street again. In the non-prostitute sense ,obviously. A:All right. Well ..what do you mean , just over the street ? Give it to me in yards. W: Uh,18 yards. Thats my house there with the blue front door. W:Come on in. Ill just...Ill just...Um,right. Right. Come in.Its ,um,not quite as tidy as it normally is, I fear. But ,um..the bathrooms on the top floor. And the telephones just..just up here. Here. Let.. Let me,um.. Um,round the corner. Straight on--straight on up. Bugger. W: Would you like a cup of tea before you go? A:No. W:Coffee? A:No. W:Orange juice?Probably not. Um,something else cold -- coke, water, some disgusting sugary drink pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest? A: No. W:Would you like something to eat? Um, something to nibble? Um,apricots, soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting of apricots, and makes them taste like honey, and if you wanted honey, youd just buy honey, instead of apricots. Um,but nevertheless,there we go there. Theyre yours if y