10个笑话，10个道理.ppt

* Laughs For Wisdom Life, love, and laughter -- what priceless gifts to give our children. Phyllis Dryden Joke 1 The Ugly Baby A mother who was carrying a baby, boarded a bus. The bus driver remarked, “That is the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The mother fumed but went to the back of the bus and sat down. ‘The stupid driver just insulted me,” she told the passenger sitting beside her. “Why don’t you go right up there and tell him off?” her seatmate said.  Next Slide Please… “While you do that,  let me hold your monkey for you.” Reflection How often have we added salt to wounds due to carelessness or a lack of mindful wisdom? One needs to be observant and heedful before speaking. There is a Proverb :‘The tongue may be 3-inch long but it can kill a man 6 feet tall.’ Joke 2 Dumb Pretty Nurse An ugly but brilliant doctor once told a dull-witted but very pretty nurse, “Even though you have little brains, your looks are fantastic!” “Oh, thank you, Doctor,” the dumb nurse said happily. “You know, how great it’d be if we were to get married …we’ll have children with your intelligence and my looks.” Next Slide please… “What if our children have my looks and your brains?” the doctor remarked. Reflection We cannot assume that things will turn out the way we want them to. Life can be unpredictable and things are uncertain. When one sees this fact of life, one grows in wisdom. The Speaker A well-known motivation speaker gave a talk to a local Women’s Club. At the end of his talk, the secretary of the Club gave him a cheque meant as reimbursement for his traveling expenses. The speaker declined the cheque and said it could be donated to any charity. “Would you mind,” the  Secretary asked, “if we put the donation into our Special Fund?” “Not at all,” the speaker replied. “As a matter of curiosity, what’s the Special Fund for?” Next Slide please … Joke 3 “To enable our Women’s Club to get a better speaker next yea