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功夫熊猫 剧本 Jeskey 整理 Paley 审校 PAGE 17 - QQ: 115454028 E-mail: shaokuan@ Legend tells of a legendary warrior, whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of legend. He travelled the land search of worthy foes. Evil Ox: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist. The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed. And then he spoke. Po: Enough talk. Let’s fight. He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies will go blind, from over exposure to pure awesomeness. Evil 1: My eyes! Evil 2: He’s too awesome! Rabbit 1: And attractive. Rabbit 2: How can we repay you? Po: There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness. It matted not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his voracity. Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of China. The Furious Five. Bowed in respect to this great master. Monkey: We should hang out. Po: Agreed. But hanging out world have to wait. Cause when you’re facing the ten thousand demons of demon mountain. There is only one thing that matters and that ‘s… Monkey: Get up! Tigress: You’ll be late for work. Dad: Po… Get up! Hey, Po… What are you doing up there? Po: Ahh… nothing. Monkey, Mantis, Crane, Viper, Tigress… Roarrr! Ahh… Dad: Po… let’s go. You’re late for work. Po: Coming! Sorry Dad. Dad: Sorry doesn’t make the Noodles. What are you doing up there? All that noise? Po: Oh… nothing. Just had a crazy dream. Dad: About what? Uh? What were you dreaming about? Po: What was I… ah… I was dreaming about … Noodles! Dad: Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles? Po: Uh… ya, what else would I be dreaming about? Oh, careful. That soup is…sharp! Dad: Oh! Happy day! My son finally having the noodle dream! You don’t know how long I have been waiting for this moment! This is a sign, Po. Po: Uh… a sign of what? Dad: You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient, of my secret ingredient soup. And then you will