TED演讲稿_RubyWax_2012G精神疾病有什么可笑的.docxVIP

1.One in four people suffer from some sort of mental illness, so if it was one, two, three, four, its you, sir. 每四个人中就有一人患有某种精神疾病 如果说是一二三四 就是你了先生2.You. Yeah. (Laughter) With the weird teeth. And you next to him. (Laughter) You know who you are. 对 是你（笑声） 牙齿有点怪的那位 还有旁边那位(笑声) 你自己可清楚了3.Actually, that whole row isnt right. (Laughter) Thats not good. Hi. Yeah. Real bad. Dont even look at me. (Laughter) I am one of the one in four. Thank you. 事实上那一整排都不大正常(笑声) 这不太好 是的 真的很糟糕 拜托别看着我 (笑声) 我就是四个人中的那一人 谢谢4.I think I inherit it from my mother, who, used to crawl around the house on all fours. 我想我这病是从我妈妈那里遗传过来的 她常四肢着地在房子里四处爬动5.She had two sponges in her hand, and then she had two tied to her knees. My mother was completely absorbent. (Laughter) And she would crawl around behind me going, 她手里拿着两个海绵 还有两个 绑在膝盖那里 我妈妈具有完全的吸水性(笑声) 她会跟在我身后爬来爬去喊着6.Who brings footprints into a building?! “谁会把脚印带到屋子里!”7.So that was kind of a clue that things werent right. 这算是个线索 有点不太对劲8.So before I start, I would like to thank the makers of Lamotrigine, Sertraline, and Reboxetine, because without those few simple chemicals, I would not be vertical today. 在我开始之前 我想感谢 拉莫三嗪(Lamotrigine) 舍曲林(Sertraline) 帕罗西汀(Reboxetine)的制药商 因为如果没有这几种常用药物 我今天就不会站在这里9.So how did it start? 我的病是怎么开始的呢10.My mental illness -- well, Im not even going to talk about my mental illness. 我的精神疾病 我都根本不想谈论它11.What am I going to talk about? Okay. 那我谈些什么好呢 好吧12.I always dreamt that, when I had my final breakdown, it would be because I had a deep Kafkaesque existentialist revelation, or that maybe Cate Blanchett would play me and she would win an Oscar for it. (Laughter) 我以前常常会想自己最终会在什么时候发病 可能因为我有深深的卡夫卡式 存在主义的启示 或可能是凯特?布兰切特扮演了我的角色并赢了奥斯卡(笑声)13.But thats not what happened. I had my breakdown during my daughters sports day. 但这些都没发生 我发病的时候 正是我女儿的运动会日14.There were all the parents sitting in a parking lot eating food out of the back of their car -- only the English -- eating their sausages. They love