八级英语幽默小故事.pptxVIP

【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this, John?”John got up and said: “Your forefinger．”老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：“约翰，这是什么呀？”约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。”English joke【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：“约翰，这是什么呀？”约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。”A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this, John?”John got up and said: “Your forefinger．”English joke【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上） Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heatand give examples．Pupil（学生）:Cold contracts, heat expands．Thats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer．老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。English joke【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上） 老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heatand give examples．Pupil（学生）:Cold contracts, heat expands．Thats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer．English joke【3】Twenty-eight DaysTeacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it．Nick（ thinks a little and says）： They all have．老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。English joke【3】Twenty-eight Days老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it．Nick（ thinks a little and says）： They all have．English joke【4】The penBill: Mary, give me your pen, please．Mary: why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes．比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。English joke【4】The pen比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please．Mary: why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes．English joke【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）Teacher: How old are you, Anne?Anne: Fifteen．Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old．Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen．老师：安妮，你几岁？安妮：十五岁。老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！安妮：对啦，去